I bought things today a gorgeous new scrapbook and the closest ill ever get to my name on a coke bottle
okay but
this is quality humor right here
Channel 4 news are talking about yahoo buying tumblr and why
Omg they are actually going to discuss tumblr on prime time TV
I actually have tickets to go and see Lee Evans on my birthday and they are front row!! 2014 hurry up please
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield | on the set ‘The Amazing Spider Man 2’ NYC [May 18,2013]